"Curtis Bennett isn't everyone's cup of unsweetened tea. In his unstinting quest to corral unhealthy and illegal frequencies, the bluntly outspoken founder of Thermografix Consulting castigates those he considers fools and misinformed allies alike. Even worse - much worse - this Red Seal Interprovincial Journeyman Electrician only speaks to what he knows. And with 30 years' experience as an electrical engineer, his knowledge is considerable. Spluttering critics tend to implode when left with zero wriggle room.

"Speaking in a peculiarly memorable cadence that places unexpected emphasis on usually unhighlighted words, while leaving others out, Bennett describes himself as "a Radio Frequency engineer. Frequencies are my profession," he adds. "I'm here to deal with those boring codes, building codes, electrical codes, laws, laws, laws."

"As 'an energy professional recognized in British Columbia,' this 'professional troubleshooter' is in high demand by other professionals - most notably insurers, medical associations, lawyers, government agencies and other corporations that sense a tsunami of lawsuits rearing off their shores.

"Can the invisible frequencies blanketing our homes, offices and communities affect humans?" they all want to know.

"Yes," Curtis tells them. "Electrical professionals don't blast frequencies around like this. Any B.C. Hydro lineman will tell you, you can't change the frequencies in the grid. You can't stimulate tissue.

"It's illegal." . . .

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